Friday, February 23, 2007
4:14 p.m.

This is why I hate mail.

I hate mail. All mail. It’s clutter and it’s usually a cumbersome issue that eventually requires my attention. Most of my mail goes into a cardboard box unopened, especially if the letter contains any of the following phrases: “ADDRESS SERVICE REQUESTED” or “CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION” or is a green SMUD bill. You all know what the GREEN one means. Haha…Anyway, this is why I hate mail:

Are you fucking kidding me? FOUR DOLLARS? I’ve been getting this letter for like two months, and disregarded it because I figured it was some follow-up crap about my wisdom teeth extraction. I already paid them $250 over what the insurance covered. Why do they need another four dollars? They wasted more on administration costs just to draft and mail this letter. For fucking four dollars. Dude. I owe over a million to Sutter General. Get in line, fucker. This is what I get for opening the mail and being all productive. Damn it all to hell.