Friday, January 26, 2007
8:06 a.m.

I don’t have any rage today, so this blog concerns current events. I don’t really watch the news. I have a full-time job, and sometimes just being me is another full-time job. I once dated someone who said, “Is it hard to be you?” Fuck yeah, it’s hard being me. It’s hard being anyone.

Anyway, this story is from CNN.com, and originally surfaced last week. Apparently a 29-year-old guy in Arizona (Neil H. Rodreick) has been enrolling in various schools as a 7^th grader. His 61-year-old roommate (Lonnie Stiffler) posed as his grandfather to register him, and both are being charged with conspiracy to commit fraud and forgery.  Rodreick is a convicted sex offender in Oklahoma, and is also being charged with misdemeanor assault on a girl. He managed to attend school in Surprise, a suburb of Phoenix for 50 days without raising concerns. Surprise, he’s a fucking child molester! Surprise, you guys have been duped! What is more disturbing than the obvious incompetence of the Arizona school system for allowing this to happen MORE THAN ONCE is the fact that Rodreick’s three male roommates were convinced that he was 12 years old. Two of the roommates stated that they “were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy.” All four men are being charged with failure to register as sex offenders. They should have been charged with being sick pervos, too, or intent to commit statutory rape or something. Does that exist?

In a positive light, maybe it was good that Rodreick posed as a 12-year-old, for one reason only. His pedophile roommates were occupied with what they THOUGHT was a child, possibly saving many actual children from an appalling situation. Maybe more people should pose as children, if they’re into that sort of thing, to keep the pedophiles busy, preventing them from preying on children. I think law enforcement does that already, and I believe it’s called ENTRAPMENT. What I am referring to is using the pseudo-children to wean pedophiles, as methadone is used for heroin addicts. That way everyone is happy. I’m sure there are some sick fucks out there (like Rodreick) that get off on having sex with people who think they’re children. Who knows? Maybe they should all just be burned alive because they’re dirty sickos.

In more recent news, police found a video of Rodreick engaging in sexual acts with a child. The identity of the child is still undetermined. What’s wrong with this country, man? Seriously. Wasn’t some guy found a few months ago living in a hole next to an elementary school to lure children into his pedophiliac trap? People are crazy and sick. I’ll post the video when it comes out on YouTube. Actually, now that Google owns YouTube, we can no longer enjoy the horrors of child sex tapes and reveal ourselves as the sick voyeurs we really are. Just for the record, I really don’t want to see that tape. I would rather watch someone’s head get run over with a monster truck, or a man’s anus explode through his spandex in a weight-lifting competition. I think you can find that stuff on rotten.com.

Another point of interest: cases involving women as the perpetrator are usually pretty benign. Usually there is a scandal because some teacher fucked one of her students, generally ranging between 11 and 16. Most boys won’t really complain about getting some action from a teacher, especially a hot one. They’re not traumatized or upset from the incident. They’re stoked because they’re getting laid! I’m sure that 99% of the time a teacher is caught (aside from being dumb enough to fuck a student on the campus – thank you Margaret De Barraicua, you dumb horny bitch) because the kid bragged to his freinds that he’s boning the teacher. That kind of news doesn’t stay quiet in the school gossip circuit. There is kind of a double standard in this case. These women are obviously insane to be bringing off 11-year-old boys and teaching them “the ways of the world.” But they are more accepted than males who commit the same crimes. I guess the universal rule is, if you can’t penetrate, you really can’t violate.

This is one of my first attempts at centering an entire blog around current events. As more people start reading this, I need to start ripping on people I don’t know.