Wednesday, January 17, 2007
10:25 a.m.

My friend and I were having a conversation about me (isn’t it always?) and we decided that my new name should be “Perfect Girl.” Anyone who has the authority to brutally exact judgement and scorn upon others must be perfect. Since I continuously rain vengeful rage and hatred upon the actions and ideas of others, I, too, must be perfect.

I hereby declare that henceforth, I will refer to myself as Perfect Girl in any future informal writing capacity. Unless we all bore of such nonsense, in which case it shall not be mentioned thereafter.

Thank you,

Perfect Girl