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boring business stuff. seriously, don’t waste your time.
Break Shit
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catawampus and solipsistic
cry for everything bad that’s ever happened
Damn it feels good to be stupid and bitchy.
Don’t make a move with your gat so soon cuz I drops bombs like platoons.
ENOUGH with the WHISTLING and the TALKING!
Everyone says I hate you. Because it’s true. UPDATE*
For the first time ever, a “real time” blog.
freaking out freaking out freaking out. I AM FREAKING OUT.
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Fuck you people – the hate catch-up blog
Holiday Wiikend and the Restoration of My Constant Bitching
I am such a liar
I don’t live here anymore. (Goodbye Part Deux)
I hate myself for loving you
I hate work.
I Just Want Something I Can Never Have
I should have majored in math.
I will miss the slacking.
I’m in a good mood, so this is probably boring.
I’m so irritated I could murder someone.
it’s a wonderful life
Just another broken cog in The Machine, and another peon to annoy the bejesus out of me.
Let the sun set on this miserable day and sink Natomas
los días de ningún trabajo
Maddox is my new hero
Meet Perfect Girl
No one is perfect. Even I take a break sometimes.
Perfect Girl Alone Again…Naturally
Perfect Girl Fields Yet Another Shitty Call
Perfect Girl Strikes Back
Perfect Girl Wins Again
Photoshop Phun
reason #233 why I should be fired
Reasons 422 and 423 why I should be fired.
Right now
Robots in Disguise
Seinfeld Vs. Curb Your Enthusiasm
Selfish bitch takes a vacation
Shameless Technology Whore
She Wants Revenge…and so do I
She’s back with a vengeance. The inevitable return of perfect girl
Six Things I Hate About the Holidays
Stop searching. Happiness will come to you.
Superbowl Wiikend
That’s what you get, you selfish monopoly.
The Banana Guard
The Continued Misadventures of Perfect Girl
The Continuing Saga of Why I Hate Working
The Supreme Reign of Walter
Things I Learned Today
This is the end…
This is why I hate mail.
to my neighbor
to the mysterious midnight caller
Today I am a Murderer
walking the mile, walking the mile, walking the green mile…with Sweet Valley, CA
What is that SMELL?
White Castle
Who Puked in Macy’s?
Why today already sucks
Wiikend Recap
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work is murder, perfect girl buried under avalanche of stress
you dropped the bomb on me…or did you?
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Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
Don’t you wish everyone was so forthright?
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