The Banana Guard
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
10:18 p.m.
“unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas”
What more can you ask for? All I want is to keep my bananas safe. Do you know where your bananas are?
- “I’m sorry, I don’t work here…”
- A Seinfeldian Experience
- A very important matter
- baby jesus butt plugs and midget schlongs
- Bad boys and girls
- Bad Wedding Songs. Stop it Now.
- Bananas
- bathroom etiquette and the courtesy flush
- boring business stuff. seriously, don’t waste your time.
- Break Shit
- Broken Windows and Shattered Dreams
- catawampus and solipsistic
- cry for everything bad that’s ever happened
- Damn it feels good to be stupid and bitchy.
- Don’t make a move with your gat so soon cuz I drops bombs like platoons.
- ENOUGH with the WHISTLING and the TALKING!
- Everyone says I hate you. Because it’s true. UPDATE*
- For the first time ever, a “real time” blog.
- freaking out freaking out freaking out. I AM FREAKING OUT.
- Friday Oddities
- Fuck you people – the hate catch-up blog
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- I am such a liar
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- I hate myself for loving you
- I hate work.
- I Just Want Something I Can Never Have
- I should have majored in math.
- I will miss the slacking.
- I’m in a good mood, so this is probably boring.
- I’m so irritated I could murder someone.
- it’s a wonderful life
- Just another broken cog in The Machine, and another peon to annoy the bejesus out of me.
- Let the sun set on this miserable day and sink Natomas
- los días de ningún trabajo
- Maddox is my new hero
- Meet Perfect Girl
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- Perfect Girl Alone Again…Naturally
- Perfect Girl Fields Yet Another Shitty Call
- Perfect Girl Strikes Back
- Perfect Girl Wins Again
- Photoshop Phun
- reason #233 why I should be fired
- Reasons 422 and 423 why I should be fired.
- Right now
- Robots in Disguise
- Seinfeld Vs. Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Selfish bitch takes a vacation
- Shameless Technology Whore
- She Wants Revenge…and so do I
- She’s back with a vengeance. The inevitable return of perfect girl
- Six Things I Hate About the Holidays
- Stop searching. Happiness will come to you.
- Superbowl Wiikend
- That’s what you get, you selfish monopoly.
- The Banana Guard
- The Continued Misadventures of Perfect Girl
- The Continuing Saga of Why I Hate Working
- The Supreme Reign of Walter
- Things I Learned Today
- This is the end…
- This is why I hate mail.
- to my neighbor
- to the mysterious midnight caller
- Today I am a Murderer
- walking the mile, walking the mile, walking the green mile…with Sweet Valley, CA
- What is that SMELL?
- White Castle
- Who Puked in Macy’s?
- Why today already sucks
- Wiikend Recap
- Work
- work is murder, perfect girl buried under avalanche of stress
- you dropped the bomb on me…or did you?
