Seinfeld Vs. Curb Your Enthusiasm
Thursday, September 28, 2006
3:42 p.m.
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The following questions were asked:
1. Do you like Seinfeld? If not, why not?
80% like Seinfeld. 20% do not.
2. Is it acceptable to have a show about “nothing?”
80% say yes, the same 20% that don’t like Seinfeld deem it unacceptable to have a show about nothing.
3. Rank each character in order of preference (4 being highest, 1 being lowest):
Based on the data received thus far, popularity rating for each character:
Jerry – 31%
George - 26%
Elaine - 22%
Kramer - 21%
5. What is your favorite episode (or top 5 episodes)
The Soup Nazi – 30%
The Opposite – 30%*
The Boyfriend – 20% (Vandelay Industries, Keith Hernandez)
The Contest – 20%
Other episodes noted:
The Revenge (“I’m gonna slip him a Mickey!”)
The Junior Mint*
The Cheever Letters*
The Alternate Side (“These pretzels are makin me THIRSTY!”)*
The Chinese Restaurant
The Pen (“Please…Turn on the AIR CONDITIONER!”)
The Switch*
The Marine Biologist
The Fire (“Eric the Clown put it out with his big shoe.”)
The Alternate Side
The Engagement (Newman the dognapper)
6. Do you like Curb Your Enthusiasm?
7. What do you like or dislike about it?
8. Which character on Seinfeld does Larry David most resemble?
9. What do you think of Larry’s wife?
10. Which do you prefer: Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm? Why?
Survey results to be continued as I recover from my wisdom teeth extraction…
- “I’m sorry, I don’t work here…”
- A Seinfeldian Experience
- A very important matter
- baby jesus butt plugs and midget schlongs
- Bad boys and girls
- Bad Wedding Songs. Stop it Now.
- Bananas
- bathroom etiquette and the courtesy flush
- boring business stuff. seriously, don’t waste your time.
- Break Shit
- Broken Windows and Shattered Dreams
- catawampus and solipsistic
- cry for everything bad that’s ever happened
- Damn it feels good to be stupid and bitchy.
- Don’t make a move with your gat so soon cuz I drops bombs like platoons.
- ENOUGH with the WHISTLING and the TALKING!
- Everyone says I hate you. Because it’s true. UPDATE*
- For the first time ever, a “real time” blog.
- freaking out freaking out freaking out. I AM FREAKING OUT.
- Friday Oddities
- Fuck you people – the hate catch-up blog
- Holiday Wiikend and the Restoration of My Constant Bitching
- I am such a liar
- I don’t live here anymore. (Goodbye Part Deux)
- I hate myself for loving you
- I hate work.
- I Just Want Something I Can Never Have
- I should have majored in math.
- I will miss the slacking.
- I’m in a good mood, so this is probably boring.
- I’m so irritated I could murder someone.
- it’s a wonderful life
- Just another broken cog in The Machine, and another peon to annoy the bejesus out of me.
- Let the sun set on this miserable day and sink Natomas
- los días de ningún trabajo
- Maddox is my new hero
- Meet Perfect Girl
- No one is perfect. Even I take a break sometimes.
- Perfect Girl Alone Again…Naturally
- Perfect Girl Fields Yet Another Shitty Call
- Perfect Girl Strikes Back
- Perfect Girl Wins Again
- Photoshop Phun
- reason #233 why I should be fired
- Reasons 422 and 423 why I should be fired.
- Right now
- Robots in Disguise
- Seinfeld Vs. Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Selfish bitch takes a vacation
- Shameless Technology Whore
- She Wants Revenge…and so do I
- She’s back with a vengeance. The inevitable return of perfect girl
- Six Things I Hate About the Holidays
- Stop searching. Happiness will come to you.
- Superbowl Wiikend
- That’s what you get, you selfish monopoly.
- The Banana Guard
- The Continued Misadventures of Perfect Girl
- The Continuing Saga of Why I Hate Working
- The Supreme Reign of Walter
- Things I Learned Today
- This is the end…
- This is why I hate mail.
- to my neighbor
- to the mysterious midnight caller
- Today I am a Murderer
- walking the mile, walking the mile, walking the green mile…with Sweet Valley, CA
- What is that SMELL?
- White Castle
- Who Puked in Macy’s?
- Why today already sucks
- Wiikend Recap
- Work
- work is murder, perfect girl buried under avalanche of stress
- you dropped the bomb on me…or did you?



#1 by Joshua Klein - February 6th, 2009 at 14:50
I perfer Seinfeld. Some people even say I look like him.