as i am super gay i have sworn off of myspace for a while. how do you set up a blog on here? i’m computer illiterate so i have no clue but need a place to vent.

I forget what website turned me on to your site (a blogroll on some site), but I’ve been reading it for a few weeks or months now (when and where I can). I really, really enjoy your stuff, you seem to have an outlook and lots of personal peeves similar to mine – mostly general idiocy that most people seem blissfully self-unaware of, or just plain don’t give a fuck because they’re soul-less, materialistic or opportunistic fucks.
I hope things go well with your master’s (masters’?) degree. Please keep posting, you have a genuinely enjoyable blog. It’s not all as superficial as you think, or maybe I’m more superficial than I think, but it’s the little things that stack in your day/life and drive you batshit. Especially when things aren’t going so great in the first fucking place…
Anyway, mondo cool stuff.

Finally! I’ve found a Blog worth reading. Well actually it’s like listening to my bitchy ex-wife but that’s a good thing because I kind of miss her permanant PMS attitude sometimes… well not really!
Keep up the great work anyway.

It’s working great! Nice job, E.

My best friend of over twenty years, Chris Orcutt, often recommends that I read stuff. He claims that it will help me develop not being stupid. I concur. Sometimes he recommends actual books by authors who make a living discussing their lives. The problem with this is that most authors could barely get my attention if they shot themselves through the face while I was standing behind them. Ok, maybe if they got their brains on my favorite hat. Sometimes, to my dismay, Chris will recommend a “blog”. For a long time I wasn’t sure what that thing was, but it had “log” in in it, so it couldn’t be half bad, as I have fond memories of playing with Lincoln logs as a child. Once I used a shit load of them to build an enormous arena for my Rock’em Sock’em Robots.

I was disappointed to find that most blogs were merely retarded renditions of the evening News, or microcosmic representations of the author’s flaccid, zit encrusted life — completely void of robots, logs and Rock’em or Sock’em.

Where? Where is the blog for the cynical prick who is not content with the little things in life? As we all know, it’s the little things in life that fuck everything up. I don’t see any big things getting in my sneakers, or causing major penile irritation whist humping in the sand. You little fuckers! I’ve been drinking a lot of Ommegang Quadruple ale, so excuse me if I digress, as the hops are allegedly psychothropic. Where was I , Oh yeah, you are one of the funniest people on the web. All kidding aside, I have shot milk through my nose on two separate occasions: once as a direct reaction to your hilarity, and then again, later that evening as a reenactment for some local veterans who missed it the first time. I hope you never stop writing. You have a true talent for articulating what so many feel but can not express.

Hi E,

I believe I just unsubscribed to your mailing list, before subscribing in the first place. It’s not a political statement, just incompetence. Anyway, don’t be alarmed when you get a message to unsubscribe followed directly by one to subscribe. I’m not that fickle. Sorry I had to say “subscribe” so many times. In other words, sign me up.

Dude, I had totally neglected your site (though I can still access the ftp). Can I be a guest blogger? I totally have a Steven Seagal blog brewing. LOL. Don’t know that I want to post it to mySpazz, or facebook. Let me know.