Thursday, April 13, 2006
12:40 p.m.

Today is awesome. Weather-wise. I don’t want to be inside. It’s such a waste. Which brings me back to the usual mystery of what I’m going to do with the rest of my life. Today I decided that running errands for other people may be my next big career. You’re not trapped in a building, can listen to music in the car, enjoy the weather, exist on your own timeline, it’s liberating, really. I could be a personal assistant for Olivia Newton-John or Luke Wilson. I’m bored with design, I really don’t feel very good at it lately. How can you be successful at something you suck at? Well, I guess if you’re a porn star…But I don’t think I’d make much money doing that for reasons I won’t specify. So I’m uncertain as to what else to do, I’m not really trained in anything besides design, and I like getting a regular paycheck. School would be absurd for me. Maybe I could teach ESL in another country or something? I don’t know. If you have any ideas of career choices for me, please tell me, anything would help. Design. What was I thinking? Why couldn’t I just major in biology? Cephalopod (Flukes, worms, and mollusks?) was my phavorite phylum man. Yay for parasites!