Break Shit
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
12:17 p.m.
Today sucks. I hate everything about today. I hate the weather, I hate being at work, I hate annoying people telling me stupid shit, I hate people being cryptic as fuck, I hate users, losers, dumbasses, kiss-asses, stalkers, existential crises, short lunches, pointless errands, laundry, post-its that don’t stick, my old dumber-than-my-asshole supervisor (YES I’M STILL BITTER), ex-boyfriends that pull stupid shit, tedious work, eating too much, eating too little, doctor’s appointments, my cat’s turds, cleaning, having to socialize, not socializing, traffic, power outages, having too much crap that I don’t fucking need, never having enough money to do what I want, I hate EVERYTHING! And you know what else I hate? When cool bands go fucking mainstream and millions start listening to them. Today sucks my ass and the last few months have pretty much sucked my ass too, but today really sucks, so that says a lot. To make today not suck, I would have to go to bed right now and call it a day. But I can’t. And I have 4.5 MORE HOURS OF WORK! AND I have to clean! I want to break shit. In case you missed it, I hate EVERYTHING. But I love you, my devoted reader. Thank you for letting me vent. Sometimes I just want to be told that everything is going to be ok.
- “I’m sorry, I don’t work here…”
- A Seinfeldian Experience
- A very important matter
- baby jesus butt plugs and midget schlongs
- Bad boys and girls
- Bad Wedding Songs. Stop it Now.
- Bananas
- bathroom etiquette and the courtesy flush
- boring business stuff. seriously, don’t waste your time.
- Break Shit
- Broken Windows and Shattered Dreams
- catawampus and solipsistic
- cry for everything bad that’s ever happened
- Damn it feels good to be stupid and bitchy.
- Don’t make a move with your gat so soon cuz I drops bombs like platoons.
- ENOUGH with the WHISTLING and the TALKING!
- Everyone says I hate you. Because it’s true. UPDATE*
- For the first time ever, a “real time” blog.
- freaking out freaking out freaking out. I AM FREAKING OUT.
- Friday Oddities
- Fuck you people – the hate catch-up blog
- Holiday Wiikend and the Restoration of My Constant Bitching
- I am such a liar
- I don’t live here anymore. (Goodbye Part Deux)
- I hate myself for loving you
- I hate work.
- I Just Want Something I Can Never Have
- I should have majored in math.
- I will miss the slacking.
- I’m in a good mood, so this is probably boring.
- I’m so irritated I could murder someone.
- it’s a wonderful life
- Just another broken cog in The Machine, and another peon to annoy the bejesus out of me.
- Let the sun set on this miserable day and sink Natomas
- los días de ningún trabajo
- Maddox is my new hero
- Meet Perfect Girl
- No one is perfect. Even I take a break sometimes.
- Perfect Girl Alone Again…Naturally
- Perfect Girl Fields Yet Another Shitty Call
- Perfect Girl Strikes Back
- Perfect Girl Wins Again
- Photoshop Phun
- reason #233 why I should be fired
- Reasons 422 and 423 why I should be fired.
- Right now
- Robots in Disguise
- Seinfeld Vs. Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Selfish bitch takes a vacation
- Shameless Technology Whore
- She Wants Revenge…and so do I
- She’s back with a vengeance. The inevitable return of perfect girl
- Six Things I Hate About the Holidays
- Stop searching. Happiness will come to you.
- Superbowl Wiikend
- That’s what you get, you selfish monopoly.
- The Banana Guard
- The Continued Misadventures of Perfect Girl
- The Continuing Saga of Why I Hate Working
- The Supreme Reign of Walter
- Things I Learned Today
- This is the end…
- This is why I hate mail.
- to my neighbor
- to the mysterious midnight caller
- Today I am a Murderer
- walking the mile, walking the mile, walking the green mile…with Sweet Valley, CA
- What is that SMELL?
- White Castle
- Who Puked in Macy’s?
- Why today already sucks
- Wiikend Recap
- Work
- work is murder, perfect girl buried under avalanche of stress
- you dropped the bomb on me…or did you?


