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		<title>Everybody in the hood has had it up to here&#8230;again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a mountain of work to do and should really be doing it, but I had to take a break (or procrastinate further) to say something about the situation in Oakland right now. In case y&#8217;all didn&#8217;t know, I live in Oakland. The fatal shooting of Oscar Grant happened on NYE 2009, about three [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=543</link>
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		<title>Get over it, Myspace. I did. Mark Zuckerberg won.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I keep getting these Myspace email alerts for birthday reminders and such. Thanks, Myspace, but Facebook&#8217;s got me covered, as well as my own calendar. Do you tell me when to expect my next period? I don&#8217;t think so. If I relied on you for my personal management, I&#8217;d be just as lost as the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=536</link>
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		<title>All of this is hopefully leading to something &#8211; UPDATE!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s see &#8211; not only am I the worst blogger ever, but I&#8217;m also the worst Netflix renter ever. I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s not a crazy high demand for Smokey and the Bandit or Running Scared, but on the off chance that someone&#8217;s waiting for them because I&#8217;ve been hoarding them for two weeks, sorry. I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=529</link>
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		<title>Talk me out of it. Please.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have this crazy notion that it&#8217;s a good idea to add the purchase of a large LCD TV to the ever increasing balance on my credit card. I don&#8217;t have a job. I have absolutely no business buying a television. I haven&#8217;t had my own television since 2006. This is why some people stay [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=527</link>
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		<title>Thank you for reading</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just a quick thanks to the people visiting and commenting as of late &#8211; you guys rule. It almost makes me want to get off the couch and change out of my pajamas to write a book dedicated to you all. Almost. But I have a stockpile of all the reruns I could ever want [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=522</link>
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		<title>Freedom is eminent</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know, has the code been removed? No. I have been busy and I keep getting this polite nudge from WordPress to update. So I figure why change anything when will just have to update everything later? ETA is hopefully this week. I have homework (always) and I started doing some volunteering to help my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=519</link>
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		<title>Sorry about the weird code on the right</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My web host switched to a different server so things got a little jumbled. I have a paper and exam due Monday so I can&#8217;t really do anything about it right now. Thank you for reading. Oh, She-beast moved all her stuff out. Her mattress is still here for some reason, which makes me nervous, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=517</link>
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		<title>Sometimes there are speed bumps on the road to freedom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, quick update: The bathroom soap war has now evolved into the bathroom trash can war. I noticed that she-beast hasn&#8217;t been using her trash can for at least a week (it&#8217;s completely empty), so I moved it to the left of the toilet and put my nice one with the step-lid thing. If you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=514</link>
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		<title>Freedom inches closer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My life is really boring. I don&#8217;t know what kind of ego-soaring day I had that inspired me to actually start a blog on the (mostly) inconsequential aspects of my life. There&#8217;s usually nothing to report, and who knows what prospective employers have stumbled upon this madness of tedium, and used it to weed out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=512</link>
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		<title>Boring update #0042798</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today she-beast returned and I was ripped from my sleep at 7:30am. But I wasn&#8217;t too upset because I heard the beautiful sounds of packing tape and boxes. She can pack all she wants. I won&#8217;t say shit. Although some lovable idiot chose that time frame to share his music with the world &#8211; I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twistedprincess.org/blog/?p=510</link>
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