This is where you will be able to log in to view the super privileged secret stuff, once I get someone to develop it for some free stickers and/or buttons.

This is where you will be able to buy crappy merchandise that you'll like anyway since it won't look like you're trying too hard. Plus, all proceeds will go towards getting me out of debt.

This may be changed completely. What would you like to see here? Porn, recipes, all suggestions will be considered.